Flying Cactus

Cactoideae pagrandus
A rare glimpse of this magical creature.
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Common Name:	Great Pangean Flying Cactus
Class:	Flora
Known Locations	The Daro, Adenbury
Conservation:	Least Concern

The Great Pangean Flying Cactus is a very rare creature that inhabits Pangea. It is told that catching one in the wild will bring good luck. Sadly, they are evil and go out of their way to murder all inhabitants of Pangea.

Trivia

• Pangean Flying Cacti tastes like chicken when grilled.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are responsible for 95% of all drive-by shootings on the Voxel Box.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are responsible for creating countless chunks outside the playable area
• Pangean Flying Cacti cannot actually smell blood, but they do have X-Ray vision and can see it clearly.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are highly skilled in the usage of combat yo-yos.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are responsible for all sporadic TNT placement in The Daro and Quercas.
• Pangean Flying Cacti generate their own gravitational fields that give them their flying ability.
• Pangean Flying Cacti purportedly turned off VoxelGod for 13.5 seconds.
• Pangean Flying Cacti can shut down the server "whenever".
• Pangean Flying Cacti make it a point to wear white after labor day.
• Pangean Flying Cacti usually steam clean all their upholstery after hosting guests.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are turned on by frizzy hair.
• Pangean Flying Cacti were the first sentient lifeforms (at least the first with any good sense of style) to visit the moon.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are suckers for roulette.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are actually 5 dimensional creatures.
• Pangean Flying Cacti purposely trash whitelist-worthy builds.
• Pangean Flying Cacti children are known to play tag on a hyper-dimensional Mandelbrot set.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are the main ingredient in DobaCrackaz.
• Pangean Flying Cacti took over The Nexus when ridgedog made a racist comment about them.
• Pangean Flying Cacti won 3 crop races in a row by planting themselves.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are major players in the Voxel Arms Race.
• Pangean Flying Cacti do not have the ability to edit this page.
• Pangean Flying Cacti do have the ability to edit this page, screw you.
• Pangean Flying Cacti inadvertently shut down the MetroVox B-Line when one got stuck in a redstone cable. When asked about the experience, it replied it was "shocking."
• Pangean Flying Cacti killed a Daro tentacle monster by shaping themselves into a crappy build.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are invulnerable to lightning.
• Pangean Flying Cacti can break any block.
• Pangean Flying Cacti started at least 7 dragon wars across Pangea.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are heavily utilized in the interrogation of guests.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are bad liars.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are good fibbers.
• Pangean Flying Cacti totally have admin abilities and are pacifists, we swear.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are explosive.
• Pangean Flying Cacti claim Steve the Cactus doesn't exist.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are responsible for The Wreck of the Zelbinion.
• Pangean Flying Cacti can only be defeated by highly skilled snipers or Switch Trees.
• Pangean Flying Cacti granted Ciscog33k cactus powers for a day after he saved a Cactus from burning to death.
• Pangean Flying Cacti do not reproduce asexually because that's gay, they divide and conquer.
• Pangean Flying Cacti know the secrets behind constructing Bluestone builds.
• Pangean Flying Cacti fixed notch's buggy netcode for a week, only to revert it when notch personally complained.
• Pangean Flying Cacti DDoS'd a server by continually flying at it.
• Pangean Flying Cacti do not use Zombe's flymod.
• Pangean Flying Cacti can see further than 100 chunks away.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have less trivial facts than new bugs in Minecraft Beta 1.6.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have Mafia group meetings on Tuesdays.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are not available in a store near you.
• Pangean Flying Cacti enjoy telling harry that he is a wizard.
• Pangean Flying Cacti know that Netherrack is obviously a spelling mistake.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are thought to have collaborated with Przerwap in order to make VoxelGlue.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are the only known creature to excrete copious amounts of nitric acid.
• Pangean Flying Cacti can bake perfect, soft, Gingerbread.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have been interviewed, but have no mouth to speak of.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are thought to celebrate Ridgeday.
• Pangean Flying Cacti know Adenbury as migratory waystop #3351 and occasionally allow themselves to actually be seen there.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have over 1,337 screenshots ready for page. Unfortunately, they are so awesome that only 1 at a single time is safe for viewing.
• Pangean Flying Cacti made a 'Pangean Flying Cacti Trivia generator' with Quantum entanglement.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are known to ship themselves in boxes to Robots.
• Pangean Flying Cacti know exactly why Reidheim only grows Firecrop now.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are the ones who really destroyed the old South Amaya. plusnine just undid the damage and destroyed it again.
• Pangean Flying Cacti can turn invisible without having to press any buttons.
• Pangean Flying Cacti slash Postronicman in the face when he attempts to screenshot them. If he says "Screenshotted" in their presence, Pangean Flying Cacti /gmute, /kill, and /ban him simultaneously.
• Pangean Flying Cacti own 100% of Ridgecorp's stock. They just let Ridgedog run it because they have more important things to do.
• Pangean Flying Cacti always comply with the Golden Ratio, you just don't see it.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have said "wtf" more times than prudencewaters ever will.
• Pangean Flying Cacti always have Derpie Bird plushes nearby.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have tried to count to a Googleplex, but got bored halfway.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have played 4 VoxelCTF matches.
• Pangean Flying Cacti do not cost only $19.99...
• Pangean Flying Cacti hate decimal. They use base pi.
• Pangean Flying Cacti Zerg Rushed the Rhodan Fleet and won. They left 3 cruisers stranded because they forgot that that day was their birthday (according to SorrowL) and left early.
• Pangean Flying Cacti once made a whitelist build. It's called The Daro.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have nothing else to say.
• Pangean Flying Cacti teleport themselves through VoxelRadio.
• Pangean Flying Cacti remember irrational numbers to millions of digits.
• Pangean Flying Cacti were inb4 NeutronRocks.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have more posts than NeutronRocks on the Voxelforums.
• Pangean Flying Cacti represent their population size as a complex number.
• Pangean Flying Cacti love Ridiculous Cashews.
• Pangean Flying Cacti fear the mono-brow of Hiyardin Sounas Pericus, the destroyer of Turnips and Cacti.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have several warehouses in the far reaches of Space.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are Snipers, but they can't hold arrows.
• Pangean Flying Cacti re-gift Plastic Lazuli.
• Pangean Flying Cacti eat Fibonachos.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have an affection for Dragon poop coffee, but claim it's hard to come by.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have masqueraded as normal Cacti before.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are always where your not looking.
• Pangean Flying Cacti were not hurt in the making of this phrase.
• Pangean Flying Cacti personally carved the Voxel Far Lands for Notch. The lag is caused by the awesomeness of their artwork.
• Pangean Flying Cacti ride meteors while sleeping.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are believed to be hivemind.
• Pangean Flying Cacti wrote their names in lemon juice on the DSTC Credits.
• Pangean Flying Cacti shoot lasers of holy life at sight of the JoMummY.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have secretly won every Hide and Seek game. The Dynmap is too scared to display them.
• Pangean Flying Cactus were not promoted to Titan on July 29th.
• Pangean Flying Cactus have a city that has survived more map updates than The Citadel.
• Pangean Flying Cactus do not enjoy NeutronRocks' potatos.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have gained 35,027 ranks since Postronicman was a builder.
• Pangean Flying Cacti Clones are Cacti Two
• Pangean Flying Cacti still hold the record for having the most trivial facts on a single page.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are super effective.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have never lost the Game.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are more obvious than Captain Obvious.
• Pangean Flying Cacti once started a Cactus-wide migration to the cities.
• Pangean Flying Cacti do not own Free Candy Vans.
• Pangean Flying Cacti do own Free Candy Trucks.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have two right feet, and thus are the best dancers in Pangea.
• Pangean Flying Cacti, since having two right feet, suck at doing the Hokey Pokey.
• Pangean Flying Cacti used to be an adventurer like you, then they took an arrow to the knee.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are still an adventurer like you, because they know how to regrow their knees.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are said to fear the snipper rank, a natural part of existing as plantlike beings.
• Pangean Flying Cacti have more Karma than you on Reddit.
• Pangean Flying Cacti are believed to be the only remaining living things on the server that have not yet been kicked or banned for asshat.
• Pangean Flying Cacti can do a barrel roll without pressing Z or R twice.