User:Ridgedog
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| Ridgedog | |
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 Ridgedog reviewing a guest build. | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Rank: | Admin |
| Race: | Human (with meganipples) |
| Notable builds: | The Voxel Box |
| Known Aliases: | Ridge |
"Crap! I pulled a Jomeaga!"
"Eeeeeeh is not a anything"
"You know plusnine, everyday I am super super super super super super.... I need a void block."
"Ridge is a power hungry egomaniac ass, the first time you appear to be an obstacle, He will woop your ass faster than you can say 'I trusted you" -Your Mother
Our dear leader, ridgedog is one of the friendliest and most helpful people to grace the server with his presence. He's the iron fist in a velvet glove, ruthlessly disposing of any who would threaten the peace while providing a warm and welcoming environment for new players. We'd be lost without him. He also owned and operated the server, sinking countless troublehooting hours in to make sure things run as smooth as possible.
Ridgedog also:
- Runs Ridgedog's Know Your Carto! contest, a contest with great awards!
- Is the main character of a Ridgememe, a meme based on the Advice Dog meme and essentially makes fun of ridgedog.
- Deals with any and all RidgeClone invasions.
Notable Quotes
Ridgedog's biggest fan is RobertJFClarke, convicted murderer of ridgedog.
On one particular, wonderful night within the confines of 'Vent chat Administrator Ridgedog was having a discussion over the legalities of the Voxelopoly game a Builder, Mexxy, had sprung the idea for. During this seemingly simple conversation, discussing whether or not to share the map, Ridge was on the negative side retorting with statements concerning legal issues as he didn't want to suffer a possible lawsuit- but, in a moment of beauty, the way he chose to phrase this was definitely without thought. Ridge, that night, said without hesitation,"Yeah... Like- I don't want Milton-Bradley coming up my ass." It was soon that he realized the fatal mistake he had made, but nothing could wash these foul words that shall stand the test of time away. Nothing at all. It is within miniscule, yet precious moments such as these that I realize The Voxel Box is more than just a Minecraft community: We are a also a bunch of sick perverts as well. -_brent
Anti-Monopoly. That is all that needs to be said.
Also, I claim fair use. -- Post 17:30, 15 September 2011 (CDT)
